EJECTED ROAD TITLE ARTBOARD:  A woman named April is sleeping in a cot.  The block text above the woman reads "APRIL WISDOM."

APRIL WISDOM

Christopher Gray
Two friends meet in the hallway of their school to discuss the upcoming April 1st.  Kid 1:  You OK?  Kid 2:  No, it's almost April 1st.  Kid 1:  Oh, not again!
Two friends discuss April 1st in the school hallway.  Kid 1:  Last year was awful!  Kid 2:  I know, I remember!  Why do we do an April Fools Day?
Two friends discuss April 1st in the school hallway.  Kid 1:  In a village 500 years ago lived a gullible woman named April.  Kid 2:  OK.  Kid 1:  Her Birthday is April 1st, and she loves presents.  Kid 2:  OK.
Two friends discuss April 1st in the school hallway.  Kid 1:  Due to her gullibility, the townspeople gave her fake gifts and yelled "April Fools" as she opened an empty box with teary eyes.  Kid 2:  Wow, that's just mean and sad.  Kid 1:  Yeah, but it happened.
Two friends discuss April 1st in the school hallway.  Kid 2:  That story reminds me of my Aunt who discovered Apricots.  Kid 1:  Cool, what's her name?  Kid 2:  April.  Kid 1: Yeah, what did she do?  Kid 2:  She slept in a cot.
Two friends discuss April 1st in the school hallway.  Kid 1:  Really?  Kid 2:  Totally, April Fools Day!  Kid 1:  It's still March!  Kid 2:  I don't care.
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